28 caustic SMS to put a man unworthy of you in his place

What to write

First you need to figure out what emotions you need to bring out of a man: positive or negative.
The approaches in these cases will be fundamentally different. If a girl writes to a guy to interest him and pleasantly surprise him, then it is recommended to create an ambivalent impression of her personality. You need to be contradictory: mysterious and straightforward, sad and cheerful, sweet and a little dangerous. A man should have a desire to unravel a woman, to read her like an open book.

Some tips for those who want to interest a guy:

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Do you feel like your life together has become boring and mundane? Do you think that your relationship, in terms of passion and intensity of passions, is far from the love stories so picturesquely and colorfully described in gloss and shown in TV series? Do you miss violent scenes of jealousy , burning eyes, torn clothes and sex in the most unexpected places? Do you want to fuel your relationship with the strongest doping and shake up your quiet family life with an explosion of emotions?

The women's site Beautiful and Successful believes that the surest way to return their primitive passion to a relationship is to anger a man. Read today’s article about how to drive your man crazy

What is the most important thing in the psychology of family life ? That's right - a good quarrel and the ability to drive your beloved man to white heat. Otherwise, he can relax and get used to the fact that you are always there, you always love and no one else needs you. So it's time to get together, dear, and show him where the crayfish spend the winter. And at the same time, check for the presence of tender feelings for you . After all, if he screams, it means he loves, if he is jealous, it means he appreciates, and if he gets drunk because of grief, it means he is smart, sensitive and generally the best.

Well, I, as a certified specialist in driving men into rage, white heat and madness, will give you 10 effective tips.

How to drive a man crazy. 10 surefire ways

1. Criticize him. And everywhere, always, and preferably in front of witnesses. Criticize his way of dressing, his ability to drive a car, the way he lights a cigarette, makes love, tells jokes, walks, dances, eats, sleeps, snores and picks his nose. Shower him with ironic remarks and little gentle barbs like: “Oh, it was so great and very, very short. I didn't even have time to sweat. You’re on top, as always, honey.”
2. Always tell him what to do. After all, without you he is like a little blind kitten. Poke his nose and give him a tsun. Your instructions are especially valuable when he is driving a car, vacuuming, cutting up meat and choosing a new lawn mower.
3. Compare him to other men. It doesn’t matter with whom - with dad, brother, uncle, neighbor, colleague, system administrator, financial director or president. The main thing is that the comparison is clearly not in his favor. It will be especially successful to compare him with your former lovers .
4. Have a heart-to-heart talk with him. Find out if he loves you as before, if he wants you as much as before. Ideal questions would be: “ Do you love me?” Are you really in love? How much do you love? What, even more than this ex of yours?” The main thing here is to ask such questions every free minute, especially trying during sex, a football match and an important meeting with business partners.
5. Clean up his desk. Arrange books in alphabetical order, pens by color, CDs by subject, paper in a neat pile. If you just have an irrepressible desire to piss off your man, you can first peel off and then throw away all the stickers with more or less important information (dates, phone numbers, meeting places).
6. Sensitively sense his mood and act according to the circumstances. I thought that my husband came home from work exhausted and almost crying because of the failed project that he had been poring over for the last 3 months - show sensitivity and participation, tell me how tired you are, how much you miss his warmth and attention. Be sure to ask how you will live for the next month (especially if he was punished with a fine) and find out if he likes your new eyebrow line. If you doubt that your participation is enough for him, you can cry and throw a tantrum . Be sure to accompany her with the phrases: “You don’t love me at all!” and “Mom told the truth...!”
7. Go shopping together. You can set aside a whole weekend for this. After all, you need to go around so many stores, look through and touch so many things! Skirts and blouses, tops and bras, shoes and ballet flats, panties and scarves, hats and belts. Oh, and you also urgently need a new bag, a couple of kitchen towels, garden shears and a collection of recipes for rolling tomatoes.
8. Gossip. A lot, deliciously, with everyone and about everything. You can even talk about your man. It’s possible even with him. Discuss his shortcomings first with your mother, then with Svetka, Milka and Natasha. Later you can call his mother, his next-door neighbor and his secretary. Along the way, find out about the latest news, find out whether Masha gave birth, whether Pashka has arrived, whether Verka and Andrey got married. Don’t forget to ooh, ahh, and make sarcastic remarks.
9. Spill wine on the keyboard of his new laptop , enter the wrong password into his phone...in a row...three times...Break his electric razor, drop his new Swiss watch in the bathroom. You can choose, or you can do it all together? It all depends on your courage and ability to run fast, dodging flying objects.
10. Tell him he's going bald. No comments.

Well, did it work? Oh, you’re not sure that he’s in the right condition and driven to the point of rage? Here you need to focus on the complexion (turned purple, pale, green) and the volume of the phrases he utters (screams loudly, is silent, growls dully).

A few more signs of a mad man:

1. Breaks dishes
2. Throws furniture
3. Splashes with saliva
4. Tears his clothes
5. Makes strange sounds - either sobs, or groans, or just swearing.
6. He leaves the house, slamming the door loudly.

Source: www.sympaty.net

Sample of Internet correspondence, examples of SMS exciting guys and men

As practice shows, a huge number of women seducing their loved one via SMS for the first time make the same mistake. As a rule, they immediately begin to bombard him with vulgar phrases, thinking that this will turn him on. Undoubtedly, there is a category of guys who will definitely like this behavior. But still, most of the stronger sex like to be intrigued.

Therefore, it will be better if you start your correspondence with an unobtrusive declaration of love or tell him that you had an erotic dream that you would like to bring to life. If you see that a man is interested in what you wrote to him, you can safely move on to more intimate messages, and, if desired, support them with relevant photographs.

SMS exciting guys and men:

• I think about you all day! I want you to be next to me right now, touch me and kiss me tenderly.
• I miss you so much that I think I can smell you in the apartment.
• Darling, it’s only morning, and I’m already looking forward to the evening... I hope you can relax me the same way you did yesterday?
• I’m getting ready to go to bed and don’t know whether to take off your favorite stockings or leave them on. Maybe you can come and help me do this?
• I'm trying to sleep, but I can't. As soon as I close my eyes, I see your beautiful and muscular body and all sorts of vulgarities immediately appear in my head.

A list of pleasant words and phrases that turn on and excite men

I would like to say right away that there are no template phrases that will help you seduce a man. Since representatives of the stronger sex, just like women, have different temperaments, one may get an affectionate nickname that only you know, while another must read frivolous phrases with erotic overtones.

In view of this, before sending an SMS to your chosen one, you should definitely think about whether he will like it. If your significant other is very calm and shy, then it will be better if you start to turn him on with relaxing romantic phrases, for example, write to him that only he makes you laugh and rejoice. If your guy is one of those who loves directness, then feel free to start the correspondence with memories of the previous night together.

A list of pleasant words and phrases that will help you find your loved one:

• You were so sexy this morning that I've been thinking about you all day.
• I remember our morning sex, and my skin breaks out in goosebumps. Maybe we can do it again tonight?
• I dream of caressing your body again and enjoying the beating of your heart.
• If you want to see the most beautiful and mesmerizing striptease, then come tonight
• Tonight I need a handsome and sexy man to help me relax... I hope you are not busy?
• I want to give you a night that you will never forget... I’m waiting for you today at eight
• Honey, can we take a shower together tonight? Just you and me, and, of course, without clothes
• I want to handcuff you to the bed and do everything I’ve been dreaming about for a long time.

Exciting SMS for a guy or a man when he is at work

If you plan to write a couple of exciting SMS to your lover while he is at work, then be prepared for the fact that he will not be able to answer you very quickly. Therefore, if you see that there is no answer after 5 or 10 minutes, then you should not start writing the next one. Be patient and wait until he can give you an answer.

If you start unilaterally bombarding him with erotic phrases, then your persistence may give a completely different result than you wanted. As practice shows, in order for a man to get excited and think about his soul mate all day long, he needs to constantly feel her desire. This means that you will have to play erotic verbal ping-pong the entire time he is at work.

Exciting SMS for a guy:

• I want to see your naked body on my bed again
• Dear, should you warm up dinner or bed in the evening?
• I really want to know if I can count on us getting a little naughty tonight
• Honey, get ready, tonight you will have an unforgettable erotic massage with a pleasant continuation
• Darling, close your eyes and imagine me in your favorite red lingerie. In the evening I will meet you only in it...
• If you think about me then come and do everything you dream of
• How about tonight? Wine, candles and unforgettable sex guaranteed

Constructive strategies for punishing a man for an offense

Family psychologist, writer, coach Yana Kataeva explains that women often seek revenge not because they cannot survive negative emotions, but because they want to convey to their partner how much he is to blame and what pain he has caused. Often a calm, frank conversation helps to solve the problem, in which the partner explains what exactly offends her.

If the mental pain is great, it is impossible to solve the problem in a constructive dialogue, then how to punish the guy for the offense so that he understands the mistake? It is necessary to carefully consider the situation, develop a plan for revenge and evaluate all possible consequences.

Initially, think about what the purpose of the punishment is and what you want to get as a result. For example, you need to ensure that your beloved:

• did not cause offense in the future by actions or words;
• corrected the situation and did something positive and good for the woman;
• felt how much I had offended;
• experienced the same or stronger negative emotions. Then the woman will receive moral compensation.

What to do and how to punish a man if a woman does not want to worsen or completely destroy the relationship?

Should a guy be punished for being offended: Pixabay

Candidate of Psychological Sciences Nadezhda Mayer offers several methods of influencing a partner.

Deprivation of comfort

If you decide to fight back the offender:

1. Clearly identify and voice to the man the problem that causes offense.
2. Explain that if he does not want to meet you halfway, then you do not want to try for him. Therefore, from now on, he will have to solve all everyday issues on his own.
3. Stop preparing food for him, washing, ironing and performing other housewife functions. Do it solely for yourself.
4. Remain calm when a man becomes indignant. Explain to him clearly why this is happening. There is no need to make value judgments, use I-messages. The man will understand everything, apologize and meet you halfway.

Minus control

Stop being interested in a man’s life, don’t ask about his movements and plans. Enjoy your own leisure time. For example, go on a weekend with a group of people to barbecue or with friends to the spa:

1. Take some bright, cheerful photos and post them on social networks.
2. Turn off your phone for the entire weekend.
3. On the way home, turn on your communication device and calmly answer the call. Tell him how you had a great time and relax with friends, and hope that his weekend was great too.

Affectionate words for SMS that excite men with your own words

There is an opinion among women that men do not like affectionate words and that only vulgar phrases are acceptable to them. In fact, men also love when they are called affectionately, it just needs to be done not in public, but, for example, in personal correspondence. The right words will help you relax your partner and help make the next night unforgettable.

Therefore, do not be shy and give your loved one a couple of compliments that will definitely melt his heart. But remember, too sweet speeches or poems in this case are still unacceptable. Therefore, telling him that he is divinely beautiful, like a rosebud, is still not worth it. It will be better if you tell your loved one words that will definitely raise his self-esteem.

So:

• Darling, you are so sweet everywhere!
• Darling, I feel so good with you that sometimes it seems that you are unreal
• I love you so much that I can't wait for you to ring my doorbell.
• My only one, no one has ever given me as much pleasure as you
• Every minute spent with you makes me very happy
• I love it when you kiss and hug me... And your hands caressing my body make me lose my mind
• When you leave the bed of our love, I feel very sad
• I want you so much that I think I'll go crazy
• Darling, how would you like to continue in the evening what we started in the morning?
• How I want your lips to caress my body right now

Put in an awkward situation7

You can call a delivery service for pizza, sushi, medicine (anything), place an order on an Internet site with some large equipment and indicate delivery of the order to the guy’s address. If your ex is spending time with a new flame, he won't want to look awkward. In order not to seem like a beggar and a miser, he will most likely even buy back the first few goods, but in the end this will lead him to real hysteria. You can also, if you know your new passion personally, start communicating with her, make friends, tell her that you had an experience with a bad guy who greatly offended you, and then suddenly say that this person is her boyfriend.

Intimate stimulating SMS and phrases for correspondence with a guy, a man

As you probably already understood, SMS correspondence can be a wonderful prelude to a stormy night. But still, when deciding on this method of arousing your chosen one, you must remember that the phone cannot convey your emotions. In view of this, it will be better if you try to do this using punctuation marks and emoticons. For example, you can write, darling, I want you very much, and instead of a period, put an emoticon in the form of beautiful scarlet lips at the end of the sentence.

In general, do not spare emoticons, put them in the middle of a sentence or after every word. As practice shows, the less formally a proposal is written, the more emotions it evokes in the person who reads it. Remember, intimate SMS does not have to be vulgar. In order to excite a man, it is not necessary to write to him all the time about his manhood. You can tell him how beautiful, gentle and sexy he is.

An example of intimate stimulating SMS:

• If you liked last night, then I'm ready to repeat it today
• My beloved fireman, today I want you to put out the fire that is raging inside me.
• Maybe you will come to me tonight and I will tell you about all my erotic fantasies
• I dream of how tonight you will lift me again to the very pinnacle of bliss
• Honey, maybe we can go to bed this weekend?
• In half an hour I will take off all my underwear... Be careful not to be late, otherwise you will be left without sweets
• My body yearns for your hugs and kisses...

Examples and alternatives

Fear

A woman sends a clear signal to a man: do as I want - otherwise you will feel bad. “If you don’t nail this shelf, I’m packing my things and going to my mom’s.” This means no tasty dinner, no ironed shirts, no regular sex.

The man quickly weighs the pros and cons. It’s better to spend 15 minutes of precious time than to live on dumplings for a week or even two.

Why is this a bad idea? The girl thinks: “Oh, the scheme works!” and continues in the same spirit.

The man begins to rebel, take offense, and get angry. He either makes demands in response, or flatly refuses to lift his butt off the couch.

He has developed immunity to your blackmail. Relationships reach a dead end

What to do: learn to find compromise solutions. Respect his wishes, motivate him to do masculine actions. Learn to ask rather than give orders in a clear commanding voice.

Resentment

The offended woman appeals to the male conscience. If a man is not “led” by mournfully folded hands and trembling lips, a more powerful weapon is used: tears.

Well, in the Middle Ages, a woman could only show her disagreement or resentment by sobbing - she was not supposed to express her opinion otherwise in the patriarchal world.

Now is the time to stop positioning yourself as a weak, dependent being. But no! Women have found a short way to a man's heart and persistently use the good old way.

Why is this a bad idea? A woman’s resentment causes an exaggerated sense of guilt in a man. At first he wants to console, hug, bring flowers, gifts, and even the moon from the sky - as long as she doesn’t cry.

Over time, the weapon loses its effectiveness, and only causes an attack of irritation, “Here you go whining again.”

He will perceive even sincere reactions as an attempt at manipulation.

What to do: use tears as needed. If it really hurts, it's a shame. In other cases, use the speech apparatus - it was given to you by nature for a reason.

Words can no less effectively convey to a man that the current situation hurts you or does not suit you.

Sex

I fixed the faucet, bought boots - welcome to bed. Refused? Here's a pillow, a blanket, today you sleep on the sofa.

Intimate life, which should bring pleasure to both partners, turns into a super prize, a means of reward and punishment.

Why is this a bad idea: at first, the “You give me a fur coat, I’ll give you a blowjob” scheme works like clockwork. Then the man begins to understand that the relationship has turned from a family relationship into a market one.

And then don’t be offended if your partner meets your needs on the side. Where they don’t blow their minds and don’t turn the bedroom into a point of exchange for services.

What to do: enjoy. Intimacy between partners in itself strengthens the relationship. You cannot “earn” the right to have sex with the woman you love.

A man already has it, along with a bunch of additional responsibilities. And because of the manipulations, the risk of being left alone or wearing branchy antlers is too great.

Take it “weakly”

“Can’t you do a manly thing? Take it and solve the problem. Or are you not a man, but a rag?” A woman takes a man “weakly”, not realizing that in this way she is dancing the cancan on his pride.

Ladies play on men's weaknesses like clockwork: vulnerability, dependence on other people's opinions, the desire to appear better and stronger - excellent material for manipulation.

Why this is a bad idea: A couple of times your partner will accept the challenge and prove that he is a man not only by gender. But then a riot will begin.

And the woman also flirts: instead of stimulating the man to new achievements, she humiliates him. The result is predictable: a break in the relationship.

What to do: awaken masculine qualities in your partner. This can be done without manipulation.

SEI (sense of self-importance)

“Darling, you know I don’t understand technology at all. And you have golden hands. Can you help me?”, “You’re so great, you got a new position. Maybe you can give me some money for a new dress?”

From compliments, a man loses his vigilance and is ready to fulfill the ladies' whims and requests. It's just one thing - sincere praise, and another thing - undisguised flattery.

Why is this a bad idea : a man develops a conditioned reflex: “If she praises me, it means she needs something again.”

In addition, gradually the woman begins to go too far, and praise turns into reproaches: “I thought that my husband was a real man. And you…"

A normal man quickly gets tired of dancing to someone else's tune, and he begins to think through counter manipulations. This is how they live, competing in the art of pulling strings. True, not for long

What to do: Look for strengths in your man. He certainly has qualities worthy of praise.

Respect your chosen one: he does not live to meet your expectations. Be his motivator and inspirer; flattery is not your ally in this matter.

Weakness

“Oh, come on, I can’t do this. Help me, I’m a girl.” In fact, a woman’s helplessness and weakness are greatly exaggerated.

Nature has made sure that the “weaker sex” can withstand heavy loads. But if a lady categorically does not want to do something, she will look for a volunteer.

After all, it’s much easier to sit comfortably on a man’s neck and shift all the problems onto your partner. And the man will be proud of how cool he is, because he does everything for her, stupid.

Why this is a bad idea: gradually the man gets tired of solving your problems. Especially if you created them yourself. “Drop everything, come and pick me up from the store, my feet are sooo sore.”

Yes, I went shopping in stilettos, but so what? “Oh, no, I can’t cook borscht today, the stars don’t tell me to. Well, you’re a man, help me, please.”

A man likes to feel big and strong, but he’s not your DAD, is he? And you are not a capricious five-year-old girl. And if you don’t even try to show the strengths of your personality, the relationship will fall apart

What to do: share responsibilities. Ask your partner for help if you really need it, and not in order to demonstrate your power over him or to beg for some gifts or services.

Duty

It seems that men's and women's responsibilities are simple and clear. A man is a breadwinner and protector, a woman is a keeper of the hearth, a wife and a mother.

Then why are age-old traditions increasingly becoming the object of manipulation? “You are a man, you have to,” “If you care about your family, you won’t go fishing on Saturday,” “Well, let’s go to the movies for pink snot, you love me,” and other variations on this theme.

Why it's a bad idea : Not every man can be programmed to perform only the functions you want. Yes, and it gets boring to give in all the time and seem good.

A normal man will quickly realize that you want to crush him under your thumb - and will resist this with all his might

What to do : upgrade your feminine qualities. If a woman knows how to feel and understand her man, respect his desires and needs, she will achieve a lot. Without any manipulation.

Jealousy

It would seem like an excellent option: you keep your man in good shape and raise your self-esteem.

It’s very easy to play on possessive feelings: wink at a passerby, ask a colleague to show you home, make up a beautiful fairy tale about how three handsome men came up to you today to meet you, but you, proud and unapproachable, refused them.

It’s as if you are sending a signal to a man: “Look how in demand I am. Love, appreciate and pamper, otherwise they will take you away.”

Why this is a bad idea : The man may not recognize the manipulation, but he will doubt the honesty and integrity of his woman.

Either frantic scenes of jealousy await you, or he will completely lose trust and leave.

What to do: Become the woman of his dreams. Show your man that you want to look beautiful and sexy first and foremost for him. Then he, in turn, will want to do worthy things for you.

Guilt

“Do you remember, three months ago you came drunk in the morning. I forgave you, but you don’t want to buy me shoes.”

Women can be surprisingly vindictive: they remember a man’s sins at every opportunity, as if hinting, “Come on, atone for your sins, here’s my wish list.”

Why this is a bad idea: a man will quickly get tired of this contrast “I’m a scoundrel, she’s a saint” and he’ll simply start to fit the image.

Stay late after work, sit in the garage with friends until night, disappear for days on a fishing trip... Men don’t like to sit on a short leash, and very soon your arguments will lose force.

What to do : You've already forgiven him, so stop reminding him of how and when he messed up. Yes, you have a good memory, but you don’t want your man to keep a list of your sins, do you? Believe me, it will not remain empty.

An example of a beautiful erotic letter to excite a man, a guy from a distance

If you want to really surprise your soulmate, then write her a short erotic letter. Usually men react very violently to such messages and literally immediately after receiving them enter into a very warm and intimate correspondence with the person who sent them.

But still remember that you are not writing a completely standard letter, so in this case you can move away from the welcoming introductions and immediately start writing about your desires.

So:

Honey, you have no idea how much I miss you! Every evening, going to bed without you, I remember our hot nights, and my body begins to ache with desire. I'm counting down the minutes until we can spend our days and nights together again. Just imagine how good it will be to fall asleep and wake up together, and love each other until exhaustion. I can already imagine you walking through the door, picking me up and carrying me into our bedroom, while covering my face and neck with kisses.

Oh God, you can’t even imagine how much I want to quickly feel how your strong hands are pressing my body to you. Beloved, how I want to feel your smell, hear your voice... You may think that I have gone crazy, but in fact I am an ordinary woman who wants her beloved person to fill her body with his body and love again. Come soon, my dear, and you will know how much I miss you!

Sexy SMS, phrases to excite a guy, a man

If you decide to surprise your loved one with sexy phrases, then don’t be shy and try to beautifully tell him about your feelings and sensations while having sex with him. Believe me, if you do this correctly, the man will have a desire to give you even more pleasure. But don’t overdo it, if you see that a man responds quite calmly to your frank messages, then try to use less frivolous phrases.

It is likely that he is not comfortable conducting open correspondence at the moment, or he is simply busy with work. If you want your SMS of a sexual nature to become a prelude to the evening, then wait until the guy makes contact and only after that start telling him about your secret desires.

So:

• I want to feel the heaviness of your body and the tenderness of your hands...
• As soon as you return home, we will immediately have rough sex in the hallway
• Just the thought of feeling you inside my body tonight is driving me crazy.
• I lie there and remember how your tongue wandered along my thighs
• I've already been waiting for you, my sweet candy. How I love the taste of your body
• I want to touch your tight ass with my hands right now
• I bought sheer underwear and I want you to help me take it off

How do women manipulate men?

Through emotions. The human psyche is designed in such a way that one wants to preserve or prolong pleasant emotions, while unpleasant, uncomfortable sensations are avoided by any means. This principle underlies any manipulation:

• Pleasant emotions . “Darling, you are a real man for me. I love you so much. Take the kids to kindergarten tomorrow and pick me up after work.” After a compliment, vigilance is lost, even the stern hedgehog man relaxes and shows his belly, unprotected by needles. Pleasant words are a balm for his ego, and, of course, he will try to live up to it.
• Unpleasant emotions . For example, a purely feminine ability to be offended gracefully. The catchphrase “Everything is fine,” pouting lips, tears on the eyelashes, a heavy sigh... A man’s conscience awakens: he wants to make amends in any way. Flowers, compliments, a new fur coat, a ring - the reward depends on your acting abilities and the severity of the man’s guilt.

3 components of female manipulation:

1. Appearance . Have you heard the apt expression: “Women are smarter than men. Not a single lady has ever lost her head over the fact that a guy has beautiful legs.” And this is the honest truth.

The fact is that in the stronger sex, natural instincts are much more developed, and it is not difficult to arouse physical attraction.

A woman who comes to a meeting in a dress with a deep neckline will be talked to completely differently than a gray mouse in a tightly buttoned suit.

And if you add tactile influence (touching a hand, inadvertently touching a shoulder, tripping and leaning on his elbow) - the man will not resist. After all, he wants to see you as a woman, and not as a potential mother of children, a cook or a maid.

2. The weaker sex . Probably, every boy in childhood was taught “Girls need help, give in. They are weaker” That is, a priori, their needs are one step higher than men’s. And women take full advantage of this.

After all, every man wants to feel strong, confident, the real head of the family. And they give him such an opportunity!

3. Stealth . No man in his right mind would allow himself to be controlled openly. Many people develop real paranoia: it seems to them that all women are encroaching on their freedom and independence.

This feature of the male character forced women to go underground and control the stronger sex secretly, on the sly.

Skilled manipulators have long abandoned ultimatums and threats. They act more subtly. That is why a man may not suspect for years that a skilled puppeteer lives next to him.

How to excite a guy by talking on the phone or Skype: an example of a conversation

It's much easier to excite a guy over the phone than via SMS. Since in this case you have the opportunity to show emotions more clearly, you can achieve the desired result much faster. Just in order for your conversation to have the desired effect, try not to talk to your loved one for a couple of days before.

Since he misses you, he will perceive everything you say much more acutely. And remember, an exciting conversation should be as intelligible as possible, which means that in this case it is absolutely forbidden to post information very quickly, clumping up the endings of words. It will be better if you pronounce phrases in a languid voice, sometimes allowing yourself a little playfulness.

Phrases that will help excite your loved one:

• I looked at our photos together and got so excited that all my thoughts were only about sex with you
• As soon as you're in my arms, I'll kiss you until you're exhausted.
• Let's stay in bed for ages
• I love looking at your body when you walk around naked
• I want you to take off my clothes right now and take me to bed

When to take revenge?

There is no need to take retribution in hot pursuit; this will only cause pity or laughter from the offender. In order for an action to really hurt a guy, you need to think through your every step and clearly outline what should happen as a result. Otherwise, revenge simply will not make sense.

If a girl is in a hurry and implements her plans at the wrong time, there is a risk of getting into an absurd and funny situation in which she will look quite stupid. Slapping or damaging things can help you release your own emotions, but it is unlikely to cause suffering and anguish to the offender. Rather, it will only anger him, awaken in him aggression and the desire to fight back.

In the case when the main goal is to make the guy regret what he did and worry about his action, you need to think through everything carefully. Developing a plan on how to take revenge on a guy, the girls want to cause him the same pain that they experienced. Every action should lead to a goal; you should not get scattered over trifles.

Poems that excite men

If you want to tickle your soulmate's nerves more seriously, then send her erotic poems. If you have the skills, you can try to put them together yourself and try to use them to show how desirable your chosen one is to you. If you are not good with rhyme, then choose one of the poems that we have selected for you.

Yes, and if you send a poem via SMS, then be sure to add emotions to it with emoticons. Well, if you have the opportunity to say the cherished words over the phone, then remember when reading an erotic poem, laughter and embarrassment are inappropriate. Pronounce all words as correctly as possible, trying to convey your feelings with intonation.

What should you not write to a guy or a man?

If you want your man’s feelings for you to grow stronger every day, then try not to turn SMS flirting into something ordinary. This means that such correspondence should not contain even the slightest hint of a showdown. In addition, such correspondence cannot contain any caustic jokes related to appearance.

Believe me, if you even jokingly start discussing, for example, your significant other’s belly, she will not react to it very well. In view of this, if you want to make some kind of joke at the address of your chosen one, then do it in person so that you have the opportunity to tactilely show him that you like him.

Another taboo in this case is SMS, which will cause jealousy. If you try to tell a guy in this way that you like someone, then with a high probability you can say that he will become very angry.

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What do manipulations lead to?

Here is a girl sitting, stylishly dressed, sexy, easily playing with a glass of wine and with her whole appearance showing the man why she came on a date.

Around her, the air begins to crackle with tension, and the gentlemen are led to provocation, like a bull to a red rag.

Only after the date, having played the role of a seductress, the girl “merges” with the words “Well, I’m not like that, only after the wedding.”

She plays on male instincts, awakens a hunter in a man who wants to achieve, conquer, conquer.

What's next? The candy-bouquet period is over, your cosmetics have appeared in his bathroom, and the closet is bursting with your things.

The role has been played, and now the guy needs to be restrained somehow. And other manipulations are used.

Life is like running in a vicious circle, because the girl simply doesn’t know any other way to build a relationship.

What's wrong with manipulation?

1. A woman always has to play the chosen role and hope that her partner will not notice the substitution. But men are not idiots.

Here a couple walks past a display case with dresses, and the girl sighs: “Oh, Svetka’s husband bought such a fur coat yesterday, how happy she is, but they keep delaying my salary. And I really want this dress,” and my eyes are already filled with tears.

A provocation will work a couple of times, and then you’ll have to come up with something new. But the partner has already had suspicions, he will be on the alert.

2. A manipulative woman attracts the same men into her life. Will the relationship be happy? Hardly. After all, partners do nothing but look out for each other’s weaknesses and pain points.

3. Internal tension grows in the couple, which often remains unspoken. The man is nervous, trying to understand what games you are playing this time.

Trust, love, respect leave the relationship... And now you are already living on the same square meters as two neighbors. We've finished the game.

How to touch a guy's nerves with a regular message?

Capricorn

He hates being woken up very early. We sent him a message at about five in the morning to start “hurting” him.

Taurus

Ask for help in a message. He will definitely “fly” to your aid. He will come, and you will laugh at him. This is how you hit him, starting with the message.

Leo

Leos love praise. Write your guy a long compliment. End your message by saying that you were joking (despite the fact that today is not the first of April).

Aries

Start a “SMS battle” with him. This will hurt his pride, and he will come to sort things out (in all seriousness).

Gemini

Throw a dirty joke into your message. The guy will not take this, to put it mildly, joyfully, since he only adequately accepts vulgarity from his male friends.

Fish

If you call him a “fool,” you will offend and “hurt” him like no one else before.

Scorpio

Remember some incident that could make a guy angry and describe it (briefly). The guy will flare up. So the “desired” thing has been done!

Sagittarius

Pretend to be “spam.” Write the same word thousands of times to specifically “hit” the guy with the message.

Virgo

The Virgo guy loves himself, so your task is to “reduce” his level of self-esteem to zero.

Cancer

The guy's weakest point is his personal life. He always tries to carefully hide it from everyone. Try to find out at least some details from him in this area. This attempt will really “hurt” him and make him think about a lot.

Aquarius

Write a long message praising yourself. Do it with arrogance and sarcasm.

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How to punish a person knowing his phone number without getting into trouble?

When planning revenge, you should keep in mind that some methods are far from harmless. According to the law, it is forbidden to disturb people’s sleep at night, spread defamatory gossip via phone numbers, damage property, or insult people. Legal revenge may involve collecting evidence of the offender’s illegal actions and filing a complaint with law enforcement agencies. You can report to the police for vandalism, theft, threats, stalking, etc.

And if the offender did not commit anything that can be presented at the court hearing, it is best to abandon revenge altogether. Treat this person’s dirty tricks as the actions of a narrow-minded individual. And revenge, most likely, will be carried out by life itself. After all, a person always receives with a boomerang what he himself sends.

Do you want to “hurt” one of your ex-boyfriends with a message?

Do you hate the guy? Great! There's something for you. Send your guy messages with noticeable irony:

1. “Oh, what a pity! The souvenir you gave me was broken. I can’t give it to you yet.”
2. “I dug into myself for a long time to find sadness - sadness (from parting), but I never found it! It seems to me that we need to separate one more time. We did something wrong."
3. “The affectionate cat misses you…. What a naive and stupid animal! We need to start re-educating the cat.”
4. “Your intimate organ is something! I didn’t know that such a baby could bring so much pleasure! Give him a big hello from me."

Invite a guy to a party. Come up with a date so that he won’t be able to come to you. Don't change anything for him. By this behavior you will show and prove that you are completely indifferent to him. If you write such a message, then you will certainly be able to “hurt” him.

Your boyfriend “bothers” you so much that you no longer know how to get rid of him! Calm down, darling! You're not the only one. Your mobile phone is simply obliged to help you! He has not yet learned to write messages himself. So sit back and choose what message you want to send to the guy.

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Options for writing such messages

First.

“I'm so tired of you! I don't know how to get rid of you. I would give everything in the world for you to leave me alone and not remember my existence! I hate you! These feelings will never change."

Second.

“You are frankly unpleasant to me. I would not like to encounter you on this earth again. Leave me alone if it’s not difficult for you!”

Third.

“Do you understand that I have had another young man for a long time? Forget every digit of my mobile number! If you don’t forget, it will get worse! I will become your constant nightmare!

Don't write to your boyfriend about cheating. You won’t “hurt” him, but you will make him very angry. He will haunt you and will not let you live normally.

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