How to respond to an insult beautifully and wittily

How to respond to an insult beautifully? Assess the situation, psychotype and level of intellectual development of the opponent, and then select one of the pre-prepared phrases. The answer can be witty, simple and offensive, or complex with a veiled offensive meaning. In any case, it is important not to stoop to the level of your opponent, that is, not to resort to direct threats and personalities, and not to resort to obscene words and expressions. Today we will learn to respond to insults, rudeness and rudeness with dignity and grace.

How to respond to rudeness with dignity and grace

What does it mean to respond to rudeness with dignity and grace? This means answering in such a way that the wording and content do not contradict your values and beliefs and are consistent with your status and individual psychological characteristics. That is, you need to respond in such a way as to repel the enemy’s blow, but maintain composure and face, honor and dignity. Otherwise, you cannot assume that the insulter’s dirt has not reached you, because the purpose of his actions is to humiliate you and make you feel unworthy.

So, how interesting and beautiful is it to respond to a person’s rudeness and insults? Let's sort the phrases into groups: witty, beautiful and offensive, with humor, smart.

Examples of witty phrases

How to respond to an insult witty, but not too rudely, examples of response phrases:

I would answer you with something witty, but, as you know, a soldier will not offend a child.
Your words would probably offend me if any of what you said really applied to me.
I see that you are trying very hard, trying to hurt me, but, sorry, it’s all in vain. I'm sorry. Try to come up with something about my ears. I always thought they were too big.
The volume of speech does not give meaning and weight to words - just as you spoke nonsense, so do you speak.
I almost fell in love, and then you opened your mouth.
I heard that you are a very interesting person. I wanted to see this for myself, but apparently not this time.

Examples of phrases on how to respond beautifully and intelligently to witty insults or offensive jokes:

I would laugh now if you made a funny joke. Try again.
Well, who jokes like that? Remember: cling to the most outstanding feature and select a comparison. For example, you have a long nose - you probably like to poke it into other people's affairs.
Call me when your sense of humor develops better.
Seriously? That's all you could come up with. Come on? This is not your level at all. I know you can do better.
Ahah. Your joke is not funny at all, but your facial expression is better than any joke.
Don't try to hurt me. You still can’t make a better joke than nature made on me.
Do you by any chance draw cartoons? You’re just joking so daringly, you never know, maybe that’s what you’re doing. I would apply for my portrait.
It looks like a speck has gotten into my eye. But no, these are sparks from your jokes. Be careful not to hurt yourself.
Somehow your joke didn't land. Go out with her and come in normally.
You can tell me when you need to laugh.

Note! Sometimes it's better not to say anything. Sometimes silence looks much more eloquent than even the wittiest answer.

Beautiful and offensive

How to respond to aggression and insults beautifully, boldly and offensively, examples of phrases:

Have you tried to think before you say something? Highly recommend. And note – it’s free. Nothing is a pity for you.
You probably wanted to make me look like a fool, but you got something wrong and made yourself look like a fool. Try again. I'll pretend I didn't notice this attempt.
Do you ignore common sense on principle or do you have a personal dislike for it?
Yes, logic is not your strong point. And not so much with rationalism. Try yourself in creativity: your imagination and imaginative thinking are well developed.
In general, the idea is banal, but for you this is already an achievement. Most importantly, don’t stop developing.
And you are smarter than they say about you.
I'm worried about you. Be careful not to fall from the level of your pride (self-esteem) to the level of your intelligence.
Eat fish - they say it's good for the brain.
Here, eat some chocolate and maybe you’ll feel better.
I'm glad I helped you get rid of negativity. I hope you will now fill your inner emptiness with something more positive.
Are you just in a bad mood today or are you offended and angry in life?
I think you envy me, but I sympathize with you.
Everything you say is correct, but in the wrong place and in the wrong place.

As a rule, there is no logic in insults, and they are rarely based on facts. Therefore, if you want to put someone in their place, then just try to find the logic in their judgments: “Prove”, “Justify”, “So what?”, “And then?” etc.

With humor

In fact, all the answers that we have already considered had a touch of humor, but I propose to highlight a few more options.

How to respond to an insult to a boor with humor, examples:

I'm sure there is a deep meaning in your words, but I don't see it. Please explain to the stupid person.
You say interesting things, it’s a pity that it’s out of place.
Try to turn quantity of words into quality.
Be careful with such expressions, otherwise you will exhaust the limit of clever phrases.
You envy me too loudly.
You’d better be silent next time - you’ll pass for smart.
Don't continue, save your energy. I already realized that you won’t tell me anything useful.
Are you trying to insult me now, or are you just practicing pronouncing complex words that are incomprehensible to you?
I would have thanked you for your valuable opinion if I had asked for it.
How about you stop slandering me, and in return I won’t tell the truth about you?
Yes, you don’t look great today, but that doesn’t mean you need to behave the same.
I would explain to you what and how, but I think you still won’t understand.
I think you wanted to hook me, but you didn’t take into account that where you studied, I taught.
Yes, you certainly have the right to your own opinion, but that doesn't mean I have to listen to nonsense.

You can choose any response format, but don’t forget how to respond to insults correctly: maintain composure, don’t get personal or rude, and don’t stoop to your opponent’s level. He needs your emotions, don't give it to him.

In clever words

Not everyone will understand these answers, but you know what is behind them. So, how to respond intelligently to insults:

We will assume that you have won, since you clearly have more chromosomes.
It is not you who speak, but your projections.
I believe your aggression is caused by problems with socialization. Be kinder, and people will be drawn to you.
Stop it, you’re driving me into cognitive dissonance: it seems like there’s a smart person in front of me, but he’s talking such nonsense.
Lull your inner child to sleep.
Your intellectual development quotient does not allow me to discuss this topic - I do not see a worthy opponent.
Don't be so upset. You can also afford what I have if you step out of your comfort zone.
Perhaps another time I would help you stroke your pride and pacify your complexes, but today I have no time, so I will not respond to your words.
I see that billions of years of evolution have passed you by.
I don’t want to upset you, but your attempt to assert yourself at my expense failed miserably.
Listen to me, victim of chaotic chromosome replication.
Tell me who I am, and I will tell you what kind of trauma you have and what is missing in your life.

Interesting! If you are united with a person by a common cause, for example, we are talking about a conflict at work, then use professional terms. For example, a biologist can answer a biologist like this: “You have the intelligence of a ciliate slipper.”

What mistakes guys make and what they don't know

The girl tests the guy and he gives in early and starts leaking himself . He begins to feel depressed.
Guys simply don't have this communication skill of turning verbal crap into gold . You need to develop this skill.
Guys have the wrong perception - the victim position . No one insulted you or rejected you. Whatever happens, your experience depends on how you perceive it.
Treat the girl’s words as if they were waves on the sea . Never take them seriously.

Have the perception “This is an opportunity to prove yourself”

Advanced guys look at it this way. No matter what tests the girl throws at me, no matter what happens around me , this will only strengthen and confirm that everything is fine with me.

All checks and rudeness can be used to your advantage. Take it all as a challenge and an opportunity to prove yourself.

Don't resist these feminine tricks.

Examples of how I respond to insults and rudeness

I use two methods: ignore (if we are talking about insults on the Internet) and psychological aikido M.E. Litvak (for real life and the Internet). Actually, I can’t say that I encounter something like this often, but rather very rarely. But if I have to, then I calmly agree with any characteristic and select a couple of more unpleasant epithets for myself. After all, I know that this does not apply to me, and with such an answer I save time and energy for things that are more productive and useful for me than feeding someone’s sick pride or low self-esteem. And if someone turns out to be very persistent, then I can always answer: “I feel sorry for you.” Well, or some of those phrases that we have already considered.

She's being pulled into your reality

When a woman throws her checks at you, she is trying to impose her type of communication.

You can always dictate your communication, and she will be drawn into your reality. This creates attraction between you and the checks go away naturally.

You pass tests - it shows your worth and she loves you even more . Realize that checking out girls is a cool thing!

Why do girls check guys when they meet?

She is attracted to you. A girl will never test a guy to whom she is not attracted.
She checks the sincerity of your intentions . That is, this is how a girl tests a guy’s feelings. She wants to see if you are truly congruent with what you are saying. How authentic are you?
She wants to know if you are the guy you showed yourself to be . After all, a guy might approach her who is not really who he says he is, and she doesn’t want to be deceived.
She wants to feel your masculinity and test how confident you are.
If she checks you, it means she likes you.

The meaning of the word "mockery"

MOCKERY, -and, kind. pl. - shek, dat. - shkam, w. An offensive joke about someone or something. Be ridiculed. Shower with ridicule. □ My ridicule of the originals passing by was angry to the point of fury. Lermontov, Princess Mary. After an unsuccessful escape to the front, he went to school as if it were torture. It seemed that the guys would greet them with ridicule: oh, you bungler, they say! A. Ivanov, Eternal call.

Source (printed version): Dictionary of the Russian language: In 4 volumes / RAS, Institute of Linguistics. research; Ed. A. P. Evgenieva. — 4th ed., erased. - M.: Rus. language; Polygraph resources, 1999; (electronic version): Fundamental electronic library

Advanced Thinking: Perceiving Molding Clay

I use all the words of insult from a woman as material for greater self-entertainment.

Everything can be looked at as improvisation.

Everything that is thrown at me verbally, I take this topic and develop it even further . I can think of a good response to an insult on the spot.

I look at communicating with an abusive person as if I were making a jug out of molding clay. All he says is just another piece of clay. It doesn’t matter if the clay is positive or negative – it’s still clay!

Example

You're a loser! - she tells me.

Yes! Loser's clay! Great! - I think.

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Have a correct perception of her tests

There are two ways of perceiving the same female checks:

Victim and loser mentality . When you take everything personally, it gets to your soul and you start to bother and dig into your head. Then your entire experience will be consolidated as that of a loser.
Advanced type of thinking . Or, given the same events, I perceive everything as: “I’m just cool! She admires me." We must take insults correctly. You perceive everything as new clay.

Have the perception “You were given a compliment”

I don't even think long about what to say . It doesn't matter at all.

You don't attach importance to the rudeness that was said to you.

Give answers to jokes quickly and without investing importance, as if you don’t care. You turn her insult around as if she were giving you a compliment.

When I communicate with a girl, I bring her into my reality with my rules .

For example, in my reality it is better to go unshaven than to go shaved. She gets sucked into it.

You can give many examples about the ability to find witty answers to a girl’s insults.

This method will always tell you how to behave during shit tests and how to pass them.

When people insult me or are rude, I use the fourth piece of wisdom out of five .

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