Silence, peace, the moon is getting higher. There is jealousy in the heart, the roof is going crazy! Come quickly, well! Or from the roof siganu. 12
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Pull your lips into a bow, relax, smile, relax, show a duck with your lips, relax. Repeat 10 times every 15 minutes before my arrival! 14
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The most beautiful man in the world is wanted, who illegally crossed the border of love and stole my heart! I suspect you first! 31
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If you see me, don't look. If you look, don't kiss. If you kiss, don't stop. 18
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I lie stricken in my heart, my fate is inexorable. And medicines won’t help here, the disease of loving you is incurable! 16
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I am sending you something beautiful, tender, erotic, smart and funny. Your photo, of course! 14
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The pulse is beyond the bounds, the blood pressure is high, the state of mind is terrible, there is no coordination, the diagnosis depends on you, the treatment is your love! 20
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I want to kiss you tenderly and tenderly so that your heart never freezes! I miss you, my love! 24
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You live in my heart, you live in my soul, in my thoughts, head. When will you pay for your stay? 16
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A hundred thousand chipmunks, kittens and pandas cannot compare with you in softness and fluffiness! 15
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I would like to send you all my love, but I'm afraid there won't be enough space in the smartphone's memory! 24
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- You have won two tickets to tomorrow's city cleanup event! Broom and dustpans provided! Limited offer. 20
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You are simply awesome! You are beautiful! Your belly button tie is absolutely stunning! 18
Funny SMS to cheer you up
In the south and in the north, In bed and on a tree, On every edge of the Earth I love your hugs!
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Wonderful figure. Beautiful eyes. Sensual lips. But enough about me. How are you?
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- How good it is to live in the world with you! Don't be sad without me, dear! I'll be back soon and we'll hug again, The most important thing in life is love!
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If we let a guy out into the forest, he will pick 3 kg of berries, if a girl, 5 kg. But this does not mean that if we release both of them into the forest, they will collect 8 kg of berries.
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Look how nice the weather is, Let's drive away adversity from our souls, Please open the door to happiness. Let your heart rejoice and be merry.
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I want you! I want to turn your head, drag you into bed and make you feel hot and moan for a whole week! Your flu!
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A young, sensitive maniac is looking for a girl who runs fast and screams loudly.
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Everything will be just chick-flick, Live like everyone else around you lives. Let no quirks in life lead you astray from the straight path!
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- Honey, I have already started talking to the chair, having breakfast with the teapot. If you don't call me, I'll enter into a serious relationship with a vacuum cleaner.
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It’s a sunny day, everything is blooming, the air smells of spring and awakening. Life is good - everyone knows it, No one knows how to live without problems.
How to cheer up a girl if you're nearby
It’s good when you can be with a person during a difficult period of his life - that’s already half the battle. And the arsenal of methods in this case is much wider, let's look at it.
- Please the girl with a sincere compliment
At the same time, she should not get the impression that you are saying beautiful words out of pity. Remember her strengths and positive character traits, praise her for her past achievements, and tell her that you admire her. In moments of despondency, a person may seem pitiful and worthless; your compliments will help restore at least a little faith in yourself.
- Surround with care
Everyone loves to be shown warmth and attention - you can feel like a little child again for a while. Cook the girl something tasty, help with the cleaning, solve her problems that you are able to solve. This way she can relax and take her mind off her sad thoughts.
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- Give her a surprise
A surprise can be any unexpected and pleasant action. Give her flowers for no reason, have a romantic dinner, take her somewhere she hasn’t been before. Show your imagination and ingenuity to entertain your loved one.
- Give the girl a massage
Gentle touches help you turn off your thoughts and surrender to the flow of feelings. Let the girl melt in your strong male arms and forget about all the problems. It is possible that the matter will not end with one massage.
- Invite your friends and girlfriends
When a person feels bad, he needs to be reminded more often that there are people around who are ready to support and console. Get out into nature with a large group, go to a nightclub together, or just have cozy gatherings at home while watching a good movie.
- Go shopping together
Shopping has a magical effect on girls. If finances allow, treat your friend with a new dress or shoes. Just be sure to keep her company while shopping and don’t forget to admire her beauty when she tries on the things she likes.
- Try extreme sports
Snowboarding, alpine skiing, karting, windsurfing are just a few examples of a large number of options. Give a girl a burst of adrenaline, and her sadness will blow away like the wind.
Funny and cool SMS
How I want to go back in time in the morning and say to myself: “Go to bed, ska!”
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It seems like I drank a glass of champagne, but the braid is tongue-tied, although I’m sober!
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You know, I don't believe anything you say that starts with "to be honest."
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- I remember my mother taking me to first grade. And how my father carried me away after graduation.
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Often, a woman is sweet and kind only because she is not beautiful enough to allow herself to be harmful.
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In the morning, girls are divided into 4 types: I won’t put on makeup, but I’ll sleep. I won’t put on makeup, but I’ll eat 3. I won’t sleep and I won’t eat, but I’ll put on makeup 4. I’ll be late everywhere, but I’ll sleep, eat and put on makeup!
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There are a lot of psychos in this world, every fifth one is a psycho. Speak to me quietly: maybe I am one of them.
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Very often, after a good check, a reliable rear turns out to be a defenseless ass.
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- We live in such good times, if only because sometimes you wait for a robot uprising or a zombie apocalypse, just hoping that things will become more fun.
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I hate the time after 23:00. Immediately some problems begin to emerge. Or I get bored and write SMS to someone. Or something is missing. And I want to eat, eat.
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Honey, I’m ready to lie between your legs for hours and vibrate, vibrate, vibrate your mobile phone.
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“I looked back to see if she had looked back, to see if I had looked back!” - as a child, this line blew my mind!
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The only thing I ask is that you give me a chance to see that money cannot make me happy.
It's important not to overdo it
Unusual compliments are a good way to attract a girl's attention. However, it is worth remembering that everything needs moderation, which means you need to remember a few important details:
- You can't shower compliments all the time. Otherwise, they become ordinary words and do not carry the meaning that was originally intended. Beautiful words need to be done in doses so that a woman is regularly surprised by a man’s attentiveness.
- You can’t emphasize flaws, especially natural ones. This can shut a girl down, and in some cases even alienate her. Carefully monitor her behavior; if she takes jokes seriously, then abandon them completely. At least until the relationship moves into a trusting direction.
- You cannot openly flatter or deceive a girl. Women may take this as a reproach and shut down. Female psychology is designed in such a way that she subconsciously looks for a trick, and if she hears obvious flattery, she will accept it as a comparison.
- There is no need to often use quotes from classics or other people's poems. It is better for a woman to hear a few words from a loved one than to constantly listen to quotes from unknown people. In addition, she may mistake you for an uneducated person who cannot independently express his thoughts.
When giving unusual compliments, remember that a woman's smile is a good sign that your kind words hit the mark. Don't be shy about being funny, for most women this is a huge plus.
Cool SMS to your beloved girl
Expensive! I have two tickets for tomorrow's city cleanup event. I invite you!
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Hello! Let's bet you $100 that I'll invite you to spend the night and you'll refuse?
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If it weren't for those charming wrinkles around your eyes, I wouldn't have given you more than thirty!
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I fell in love with you from the first sight of your belly button - it’s tied so charmingly!
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Has anyone told you that you are very beautiful? Probably not! After all, people have become so honest now.
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If you don’t answer my SMS within 25 seconds, of which 15 seconds have passed, and if the SMS does not arrive in 10 seconds, of which 8 seconds have passed, you will owe me 1000 kisses!
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Hello! Do you believe in love at first sight or should I invite you to my place tomorrow?
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When we were sitting in a cafe yesterday, your chest rose so beautifully! This reminded me of an episode from my childhood when my dad and I were pumping up a rubber boat.
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Pulse - 200, blood pressure 190/90, state of mind - depression, lack of coordination, diagnosis depends on you, treatment is your choice. Save me.
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Expensive! I have news for you: March 8 has been postponed to February 29. Once every four years I can still endure it.
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Sorry, but our trip to the theater together is cancelled. A lot of work. I'm sorry that another day of yours was a waste of makeup.
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It’s cold again, and again I’m bored, and you, as before, in the distance, I hope, remember me, as the sky remembers the earth.
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I send you as many drops in the blue sea, as much dust on the earth as many tender kisses.
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Darling! All I need is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
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They called me from heaven and said that the most beautiful angel had escaped from them, but I did not give you away.
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Hello, I'm SMS! Oh, who is it that looks at me with such beautiful eyes, I even feel dizzy.
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Europe is sleeping, Australia is falling asleep. It's getting dark in America, and the most beautiful eyes in this world are reading my SMS!
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One day, heaven and earth argued which of them was more beautiful. The sky, to prove its beauty, showed the Stars, and the earth, to prove its beauty, showed you.
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My dear angel, looking at the night sky, I mentally talk about my feelings for you. I so want to be heard by your heart. I kiss the tips of your wings.
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I would like to send you all my love, but the postman said it was too much.
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Like tender marmalade is sweet, like a ray of light is bright. All this is about you, answer me by SMS!
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Let us live a great life, so that we don’t want to change our lives! Falling in love is a reason for temptation, let's seduce each other.
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I'll come to you at night and crawl under the covers. I will find your sweetest place and will suck it for a long time. Your nasty mosquito!
Various situations
There are different situations in which a woman needs consolation. In each of them, you should follow a number of actions that help quickly cheer up your loved one.
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Comfort from a distance
It can be especially difficult for a girl when she is upset and a loved one is not around. If it is not possible for a man to come to console his beloved, then this can be done by telephone.
Comforting an upset woman over text can be difficult. It is difficult to convey soothing words in SMS messages. It’s much better to call a girl, because nothing compares to the voice of your loved one.
It is important to speak as calmly and gently as possible. You should show sensitivity and concern in the conversation. A girl may react aggressively, but do not be afraid of this, since this is only a defensive reaction to a difficult situation.
You need to try to tell your beloved as many words of reassurance and affectionate phrases as possible, since at this moment there is no opportunity to hug her. You can call your loved one cute nicknames or just a name in a diminutive form.
Sometimes a good solution is to move the conversation to another topic. Men should try to make their loved one laugh or remind her of happy moments. This will help her get distracted and forget about her problems for a while.
SMS to lift your spirits
Hello. I am the SMS tasked with sending you an unlimited number of the most tender kisses!
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The sun rose from behind a cloud, extended its arms to you, hugged you, kissed you and wished you good luck!
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My dear angel, looking at the night sky, I mentally talk about my feelings for you. I so want to be heard by your heart. I kiss the tips of your wings.
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My days were illuminated by the gentle light of your eyes! I dream of being with you every moment, every hour!
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This is Doctor Love, you are prescribed a hot kiss, 1 tablespoon 3 times a day.
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Hello! Today is a great day, start it with a smile of happiness. May you have good luck in the morning, May you run away from bad weather!
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I just want to say that for some reason I’m waiting for you, for some reason I miss you, for some reason I want to do something for you and for some reason I believe in you.
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Every time you close your eyes, let yourself have a sweet, sweet dream. And when you wake up, as if in a fairy tale, it will actually come true!
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Your SMS warms my heart, it will tell me not to be sad. I only have more fun with him, so please write!
About the importance of pleasant words
For women, correct speech, beautiful words, unusual turns of phrase are of great importance. The thing is that women are more susceptible to the emotional perception of their surroundings than men. However, before you pour out a cup of compliments on your beloved, it is worth remembering a few important points:
- Most women constantly doubt their attractiveness. This leads to regular doubts, sadness and anxiety. However, if you regularly pay attention to positive qualities and focus on this, then all doubts will disappear over time. In addition, a woman develops a feeling of gratitude for the constant support and care of a man.
- Everyone has repeatedly heard that a woman loves with her ears, so the easiest way to achieve favor is to give compliments. One beautiful, kind word can turn the situation in the opposite direction. And if you give an unusual compliment and make a girl smile, it will not only lift her mood and self-esteem, but will also add advantages to the man.
- Regardless of the distance and time of day, you need to constantly say beautiful declarations of love. This makes the girl constantly think about her chosen one, and also shows that the guy is attentive to her. This applies to wishes of good morning or good night, bon appetit or an interesting pastime.
- When alone with a girl, be sure to emphasize her positive aspects. Women love confident men, and when he is not shy and gives compliments to his face, she automatically believes that he has a strong personality in front of her.
- When speaking beautiful words, we must not forget about tactile sensations. It’s better to take your hand or whisper in your ear; this behavior shows that the man is serious in his intentions and is ready to answer for every word he says.
The best SMS greetings to a woman on her birthday in your own words
This is the day in a lady’s life when you need to be especially attentive, gallant, and certainly not forgetful, otherwise you will not be forgiven.
You need to congratulate a woman in the very morning, this way you will set the rhythm of your mood for the whole holiday. An SMS will be appropriate if you do not live together yet, otherwise the first thing the lady sees when she wakes up should be a bouquet.
Bad taste
- congratulate the chosen one in the evening, when the holiday comes to an end.
Holiday messages can be anything, the only taboo in them is the mention of age.
If you don’t want to be anathematized, then don’t remember how old the lady was, either in conversation or in congratulations, even if this number rhymes beautifully with the congratulatory speech. The best compliment would be to reduce your age, for example:
- “At eighteen, you are beautiful like no other lady.”
- “Well, you’ve turned eighteen, and we can kiss.”
- “Finally, you have become an adult, and now you can do anything!”
Congratulatory messages can be in your own words, it is important that they come from a pure heart and are sincere.
- "Happy birthday! May the years only make you more beautiful."
- “Congratulations to the most elegant birthday girl, may only happiness follow you ahead!”
- “Happy birthday, queen! Hurry up and dress up, a surprise awaits you."
- "Happy birthday! Only become more beautiful year after goal. Love you!"
Messages are sent to the lady not only on her birthday, but also to congratulate her on all holidays. Don't forget to congratulate not only the holidays, but also the anniversaries of your couple.
Write a gentle message to your chosen one about the week, month of dating, and so on. Ladies appreciate it when such little things are important to men and they remember them.
By the way,
holidays
- this is an excellent reason for the first SMS. After congratulations, you can ask about plans for the day and invite them to an interesting place.
How can you cheer up a girl?
A young man has the opportunity to restore the good mood of his beloved in the following ways:
- Prepare a delicious dish . Down with the stereotypes that it’s mostly men who like to eat delicious food. Good food is a universal way to improve your mood. Even a person far from cooking can learn how to cook one simple dish in a couple of days. The main thing is not to overdo it with calories if a girl is concerned about her figure;
- Make a compliment . In difficult life moments, a girl will be pleased to hear warm words. You can brighten them up with a harmless joke or a funny story from your life;
- Take him on an unusual date . For example, if a girl is not shy, then she will be impressed by a helicopter flight with her loved one. Some companies even organize romantic flights for two. Horseback riding is also a good option. This is not as dangerous as many people think. The girl will be offered the most peaceful animal and will be helped to sit in the saddle. Such a pastime, coupled with being in the fresh air, will definitely improve your mood;
- Get a massage . You can learn a simple relaxing massage technique using videos on Youtube;
- Give a cute little thing . It can be anything, from a teddy bear to an unusual decorative night light.
When should a girl be calmed down?
Talk to her, find out what happened. Sometimes just sharing her problem will make things easier. Depending on the situation, proceed further: first, hug her. This helps a lot, because hugs make a girl feel protected and calm. Then, after you understand what the situation is, express your opinion on this matter.
How to calm a girl down with words
Try to look at her problem from an optimistic point of view and tell her that not everything is as bad as she thinks. Offer a possible solution to the situation and let her understand that you will support her in every possible way and will do everything possible to ensure that the situation returns to normal. Even if you don’t know what solution to offer in her question, nevertheless try to make it clear that the situation can be resolved one way or another.
Use the following lines in your conversation:
“You are not alone, you have me”
"You can always count on my help"
How to calm a girl down from a distance
If the girl is not around, keep in constant contact with her via phone, messenger, social network. Try to make her have the impression that, despite the distance, you are close to her. Tell her that if she feels uneasy again, she’ll call you right away and you’ll support her.
How to calm a crying girl down
You just need to hug a crying girl tightly and stay with her in this position for up to several minutes. While she's crying, it's even better not to say much. In your arms she will calm down quite quickly, and then you can talk to her.
SMS to a woman is touching and beautiful
If you're lucky and have a date, it's time to take the first step. This is an important point; it determines whether future relationships will be successful, and whether they will be at all.
Messages after a date have special power; with their help, you can smooth over the awkwardness that happens on a first date and win over your interlocutor. These should be sweet messages with a romantic touch.
- “This evening was the best, I thank you for it and dream of the next meeting”
- “Thank you for the wonderful meeting. Do I dare hope for a new one?
- “Your presence is like a breath of oxygen to me in the concrete jungle”
- “Thank you for the honor of enjoying your company this evening.”
- “I liked this evening, I’m glad we met”
The more intense the relationship develops, the more touching and deeper in meaning the messages should be. Morning wishes for a successful day would be appropriate, it would be good to remind yourself during the lunch break and send a nice SMS before bedtime. When choosing a time for messages, consider how busy the lady may be and whether it is convenient for her to be distracted by her phone.
So, the best time for a morning SMS is when the lady has just woken up or is on the way, that is, before work. When sending a morning SMS, do not make a mistake with the time; it is undesirable for your chosen one to wake up not from an alarm clock, but from yours, when she could still be resting.
- “Take a kiss of sunshine from me on this gloomy morning.”
- "I envy the mirror that saw your reflection"
- “I envy passers-by that they can see how beautiful you are while I’m so far away.”
- “I caught the bird of happiness for you, it was she who looked into your window today while you were sleeping.”
- "I'm so deprived when you're not around"
- “Happy new magical day!”
- “Let the day fly by faster, and in the evening I will squeeze you in my arms and not let go until the morning.”
- “This SMS is for the most charming and spectacular lady I have ever seen. I miss!"
- "I hate the morning that brings separation after a night of love"
- "Good morning! I can live this day only warmed by thoughts of you.”
- “Good morning, my sunny friend”
- “May all the blessings of the world be near you on this day!”
Weather changes
- a great way to write an SMS when you need to remind yourself, but there is no special reason. Use rainbows, rainfall, snowfall, clouds and sunshine as a great reason to cheer up a lady.
- “A rainbow looked through my window - it was you who said hello to me.”
- “Gloomy clouds in the sky - it’s the weather that’s sad about our separation”
- “The stronger the frost, the stronger our love”
- “Let the sun caress us, embracing us with its rays”
These messages can be sent at any time in a relationship, both at the initial stage and in an established couple. Such SMS are also good at the moment when a couple is in a quarrel or the lady is offended by you for some offense. When choosing messages for a lady, take into account her preferences, sense of humor and character traits. However, regardless of status and age, all ladies adore romantic SMS, even the most serious and unapproachable ones.
After a breakup (yours with her)
This is a very difficult situation, because in fact, you yourself will be to blame for the girl’s tears.
Reference! It is unlikely that she will be able to cope with the surging emotions after the unpleasant news that you are breaking up.
However, you can try to help here:
- Don't blame her even in response to insults. Many people may start voicing their complaints after a breakup, but remember that the girl is now talking through emotions, not logic. Rise above it, wait for her to calm down. Then you can talk calmly.
- Brew her some hot sweet tea and offer her some chocolate. Chocolate improves your mood, and a sweet hot drink helps you calm down.
- Tell her you're willing to help her until she finds a new guy - don't let her feel completely alone.
- Try to explain why you decided to leave her. A little self-irony won’t hurt; paint the girl a picture in which she will be beautiful, and you will be unworthy of her.
- Say that you are very sorry that everything turned out this way and that you had to break up. Show your emotions and be prepared to face a barrage of responses.
If she cries
Women's tears confuse many guys.
But it’s easy to provide support in this situation:
- Focus on the crying girl. At this moment, you definitely shouldn’t be distracted by anything else, so put down your phone or laptop and approach her.
- Find out if she wants to be alone. Some people prefer to cry alone, and this desire should be respected. However, it is worth distinguishing between a real desire to be alone and a situation in which the girl is simply offended or does not want to bother you with her problems. If you know her well, you will understand it yourself.
- Hug her. Most girls love tactile sensations, so in the ring of the hands of a loving man they will calm down much faster. Gently stroke her hair and say something affectionate - this will create a feeling of security and peace in her.
- Let her cry and talk it out. Even if, in your opinion, she cries too much and for a long time, and repeats the same thing several times. It’s better to throw out all your emotions at once than to accumulate them inside yourself, so be patient.
- Avoid saying the following phrases: “smile; calm down; quiet; stop doing that; calm down; stop crying; do not exaggerate; Well, what happened to you there again; so what; Didn't understand; come faster and so on.” Instead, you can say: “I am here, nearby; I'm listening to; tell me this is important to me; I understand that this is difficult for you; maybe you want coffee or tea, let me make it.”
While the girl is crying, refrain from pestering, almost no one in such a situation will like it.
Your touches should be devoid of sexual connotations. First, calm the girl down, and only then, in a great mood, she will be able to please you with a gorgeous night.
After the girl has stopped crying, do everything to cheer her up.
For example, you can watch a funny movie together or go to a cafe or for a walk.
Important! It's better not to try to console a girl with alcohol, but various tasty things may well work. Also, you should not choose noisy places and active events for a walk, this can provoke a new stage of crying. It's better to go somewhere in nature.
The video describes the best ways to calm a girl down:
