How to humiliate a person with a word: examples of phrases and behavior patterns

Content

• How to behave
• What should I say?
• Truth and sore spots
• Demonstrating your superiority
• Reminders and revelations
• How to put a person down
• How to humiliate a man you meet on the street?
• How to humiliate a mistress or homewrecker
• How to humiliate a subordinate who has forgotten about subordination
• How to humiliate a partner who cheated
• How to call a person
• How to say that a person is stupid
• How to humiliate a person with clever words

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How to behave

To morally humiliate a person, it is not enough to simply find a few phrases on the Internet, memorize them and use them. They need to sound confident, to fit in, and for the person to feel truly crushed after them. To do this you need to speak calmly.

Imagine that, in response to offensive words, almost crying, you shout to a person: “You’re an imbecile!” It seems that you said that he is stupid and did it without swearing - but it will look more pathetic than impressive. But if, in response to attacks, you answer absolutely calmly, without raising your voice: “How tired I am of your attempts to pretend to be an intelligent person” - this will probably not be the reaction that your opponent expected to receive and he will be unsettled.

In this case, you cannot:

• Laughing at your own ridicule ruins the whole experience. The listeners themselves must understand that you said something offensive and funny - and laugh themselves.
• Scream. If you raise your voice, this is weakness, it shows that you are truly hurt and prevents the other person from clearly understanding your words. Plus, if you're fuming, you might not remember that you wanted to sound smart and nice.
• Cry. Tears, even more clearly than screaming, show that you are truly unpleasant. Therefore, if you feel that you are close to tears, it is better to catch your breath, count to yourself to ten, and only then make your move in the quarrel.

If you feel like you will never be able to act calmly and contemptuously, practice in front of a mirror. Practice a mocking facial expression, an ironic smile, a sympathetic shake of the head. Find a gesture that will ideally show your opinion of the person - you can, for example:

• tilt your head to your shoulder as if you doubt that you heard the person correctly, what he just said is so stupid;
• raise an eyebrow in surprise - as if this is the first time you’ve heard such nonsense;
• if you wear glasses, move them to the edge of your nose and look over it, as if you want to take a better look at your interlocutor and make sure that it is he who is sitting in front of you.

Any non-verbal expression of contempt humiliates a person. You can often humiliate beautifully without saying a single word. For example, ignore - and pay attention to the person only after several unsuccessful attempts to reach you. At the same time, you can look surprised and say:

• “Sorry, I didn’t hear you”;
• “Sorry, did you say something?”;
• “I thought there was a radio playing somewhere nearby, and it was you.”

The main thing is to look sincere and even friendly in the process, so that the person feels like an empty place, which is difficult to even notice.

Parting

The next situation is that you break up with a young man in an extreme way, having finally decided to tell him everything you think about him. According to Masha, if a guy betrayed you, humiliated you, hit you or cheated on you, then you have every right to call him names so that he would be very offended, using both normative vocabulary and obscenities. The last category includes the following masterpieces of oral folk art - the hairy jerk, the black fagot, the vile asshole creature, the bald fucker, the pussy-winged brain-cock, the shitty fucker, the five-headed seven-cock, the pussy-eyed asshole.

You can insultingly call a guy obscenities, using not phrases, but just one word, for example, such as asshole, cunt, motherfucker, dumbass, fucking, fucking, schmuck, pussy-gnawing, or pussy-licking, nerd and fucking moron.

If you are against swearing, then you can call a guy offensively without him using words such as:

• splattered;
• sniffed lily of the valley;
• freak of the sixth category;
• elephant cake;
• piece of idiot;
• sad woodpecker;
• Leonardo unfinished;
• chewed tar;
• encephalitic nightingale;
• Pittsburgh penguin;
• walrus member;
• unfinished udot;
• darned Snickers;
• gouger;
• lizard;
• asshole;
• carrot vomit;
• handshake.

The most offensive way to call an ex is with words that point to some personal characteristic of him. For example:

• a big-eyed spectacled saur, a fucking spectacled one - if he wears glasses;
• the server is hanging - an IT specialist or a gamer.
• scruffy, wormy, dystrophic, anatomical skeleton, runny, underfed - this is what you can call a thin person.
• legless bun, tumor, lump of lard, lard in chocolate, wen, fat-bellied, astonishing vinipuh, heffalump, plush-skinned, fattres, lard shaker, overeaten, tostozhop - these are options for fat offenders.
• a bald head, an Indian victim, a globe, a skull, a knee with eyes - this is how you can hurt a bald man.
• shaggy, a mop on his head, a girl with balls, a lahudra in pants, a tailed one - ideas for guys with long hair.
• freckled, saffron fawn, accordion antoshka, rotten, rusty orange, an insolent red face - if he has red hair.
• lop-eared or pimply with locators - if his ears stick out.
• big-nosed, hook-nosed, nasally, goggle-eyed, narrow-eyed, bulging-eyed, cross-eyed or oblique, if it has the corresponding features.

If he said so many nasty things to you that you decided to send him to hell. And suddenly he comes up and, as if nothing had happened: “Sweetheart, let’s go make up,” hinting at sex. You can take tough revenge on a guy by calling him almost in bed a dummy, a miniature man, an example of chronic impotence, an undergrowth, a dwarf, a kidney, a pimple, a pipette or a pimple. In this case, you need to squint your eyes at his weapon. In general, Maria advises, in this case one word is somehow not enough. You can tell the offender the following by adding one of the following options to the phrase:

1. I'm not going to waste my time on something that only gives you pleasure...
2. And with this... are you going to satisfy me?
3. The last thing I want to do right now is pretend that I like it when you poke me with your...
4. Your capabilities disappointed me, I was expecting a giant, but ran into....
5. How will you live with this..., because not all girls love for their beautiful eyes.
6. Don’t be upset, modern medicine can increase even such...
7. Either your fingers or yours... - there is no difference in sensations.
8. I didn’t want to tell you, but your... needs to grow up.
9. I cannot offend someone whom nature has deprived by rewarding him with such...

What should I say?

But ignoring a person is an art that needs to be honed and trained for a long time in order for it to look truly impressive and not to break down in the process. For most of us, it is much easier to humiliate a person with words. The main thing is to choose them correctly.

Truth and sore spots

“It’s easy and pleasant to tell the truth,” said one book character, and he was right. But how rarely do we do this in everyday life! We will never tell a fat person that he is fat, or an ugly person that he is ugly. We are taught politeness from childhood and that is why the truth can be so painful. If you hit it in a weak spot, it will definitely humiliate and confuse a person.

You should take a closer look and identify what the interlocutor is worried about the most. It could be:

• Appearance . Many people suffer from this, and humiliating a person without swearing is the easiest way in this area. Maybe he has one ear higher than the other? Maybe he has a big nose? Maybe he has acne, although he is no longer a teenager, or has thin, sparse hair? Maybe if it's a woman, she looks older than her age? For every shortcoming you can come up with a biting phrase. - “Have you ever tried to fly on them?” - a person with big ears. - “Yes, you can hang yourself on such a nose!” - big-nosed. - “Madam, you are so well preserved for your forties” - to a thirty-year-old woman.
• Low level of intelligence . Truly stupid people rarely feel this way, but everyone else may doubt the level of their intelligence and suffer from it. - “Are you so stupid from birth, or did you take lessons?” - “When everyone was standing in line for the mind, you were probably asleep and missed everything.” - “What is 6 by 8? Are you sure? That's what I thought."
• Low earnings . If a person earns little, this is most likely his weak point. But you need to look carefully - if a person earns little because of his own ideology, it will not be possible to offend him in this field. But the rest can be teased. - "Let's go to the cinema? Oh, you have no money again.” - “Poverty is not a vice, as they say, but I couldn’t live like that.” - “You wouldn’t even have money for matches.”
• Low cultural level . If a person is not educated, he can be ridiculed with special taste. - “Who’s playing on the radio, Bach or Mozart?” - “You seem to have stepped out of Picasso’s paintings.” - “Didn’t Dostoevsky write about you?” Most likely, the person will not even understand the ridicule, but more educated listeners will be able to laugh.

For men, a separate point, often a weak point, is potency. In a dispute with an opponent, you can humiliate a person by saying that he is so angry because he is not able to satisfy a woman in bed. Or say something like “If you were such a lion in bed as you are here, girls would follow you in herds.”

For women, external attractiveness is often a weak point. You can hint to her that she looks old, fat or has small breasts - and if you do it softly and sympathetically, it will be doubly humiliating.

The main thing is the ability to observe, draw conclusions and hit exactly the weak spot that hurts a person.

Demonstrating your superiority

People don't like to be shown that they are worse than others. Therefore, a very effective means of humiliation will be to show that you can handle something better.

• You can use more expensive things, you can mention that you were on vacation or in an interesting place - but so that it does not look like bragging, but something completely natural for you.
• You can wear expensive clothes.
• You can even offer an unpleasant person participation in an event for which he obviously does not have enough money, and enjoy his reaction.

Reminders and revelations

If you have a good memory, you can be great at putting others in their place by reminding them of the stupid or embarrassing things they've done, the stupid things they've said, and the puddles they've gotten into.

You can even make them look like fools in front of mutual friends by divulging some secret and being sincerely surprised by the negative reaction - “Oh, well, I thought we were all our own here, why are you embarrassed.”

The main thing is to justify yourself with the best intentions, so that in the eyes of others you do not turn into a bore who keeps reminding a good person of his mistakes.

How to put a person down

It’s not hard to figure out how to shut the mouth of someone you know. But what if you see your opponent for the first time and know nothing about his weaknesses? In this case, phrases that humiliate a person will come to the rescue.

How to humiliate a man you meet on the street?

Beautiful girls often suffer from monotonous attempts to get acquainted - many men simply do not understand that they do not want to hear or see them. Therefore, you can use biting phrases:

• To you or to me? I suggest: you go to your place, I go to mine, and everyone is happy!
• No, I don't want to meet you. I will be bored with you, and you will not understand me.
• You are just a wonderful comedian! If you make a funny joke, it’s already a miracle.
• I admire you! With such a face, I would spend my whole life under a blanket, but you don’t mind, even trying to make acquaintances on the street...
• Try dating in the dark. No fool will give you a phone number in the light.

The main thing is to have an expression of bored superiority on your face. Or you can completely ignore the attempt at acquaintance - answer “yes”, “of course” and give the phone number of the nearest morgue.

How to humiliate a mistress or homewrecker

Most women are concerned about their appearance - and how decent they look in the eyes of society. Therefore, you can use the following phrases:

• You must have been beautiful. Men so twenty ago.
• There are injustices - and there is no intelligence, and there is nothing to compensate.
• God created all women from a rib, but you, it seems, from an ass.
• It’s a shame to offend you - the mirror already offends you every day.

The main thing is to look better in the process - and this will be an additional humiliation for the opponent.

How to humiliate a subordinate who has forgotten about subordination

In a work team, quarrels are not uncommon, and sometimes you can encounter a situation in which a subordinate forgets about his place and starts an argument with his superiors in a raised voice. This shouldn’t happen, but you shouldn’t sound unprofessional either. The following phrases can be used:

• Don't make me regret the day I hired you.
• It seems you just lost your bonus.
• You disgrace our company and drag the entire team back.
• We will never succeed with workers like you.
• Perhaps you should think about continuing your career growth somewhere else?
• It sounds like the company is overpaying you - with this level of professionalism, you don't deserve this level of salary.

Arguing with a subordinate at his level is a grave mistake. You should speak seriously and nip the dispute in the bud, under the threat of dismissal, so as not to lose your authority.

How to humiliate a partner who cheated

To hurt a person who committed treason is a natural impulse, and after putting it into practice, you may even feel better. You can use phrases:

• There is no need to make excuses - do not humiliate yourself even more.
• I don’t want to share either the table or the bed with you anymore - what can you even find in you?
• It was so stupid to believe in your honesty that now I hate to even think about it.
• For a person for whom everything is so bad, you surprisingly easily exchanged me for a couple of pleasant nights.

Each of us always knows more about our partner than about everyone else - and in the event of betrayal, this knowledge can be applied. What is he afraid of? What doesn't he like about himself? In what situations was he a fool? All this can be remembered and thrown in his face as he says goodbye.

We advise you to read: My husband has a mistress - how to find out if this is true, what to do next

Tips and tricks for choosing a nickname

You should approach the issue of choosing a nickname for boys creatively and wisely, paying attention to various kinds of details and nuances. For example, if you plan to use a nickname for a short time, it is enough to come up with something easy and funny, for example, LisVUshanke, KotBarefoot, PeretsNaTanke.

If a nickname is chosen in order to subsequently wear it for a long time and thoroughly, the selection process should be approached more seriously. It is recommended to take into account the following recommendations:

• Nicknames for guys that consist of a date of birth and a derivative of a name are not popular, and certainly cannot be positioned as a nickname that reflects character traits, personality, or personality traits. Therefore, it is better to leave nicknames like PavelV1992 for others.
• If we are talking about choosing a nickname in a group of boys for one of the comrades, it is better to settle on a pseudonym that fully reflects the essence of the person. For example, Vasya loves pizza with seafood, so why not call him Neptune the Pizza Eater or the Lord of Lobsters and Tomatoes?
• If you are choosing a nickname for use in social networks or online games, you should not include personal information in it, such as a phone number or address. Firstly, such a nickname is unlikely to be euphonious, and secondly, there is no point in disseminating personal information.
• Girls who are thinking about how to call a guy funny or cute are advised to take into account that calling an overweight loved one Donut, Winnie or Bear is not entirely ethical. It’s better to get by with standard Bunnies, Kittens, and Fluffies. If this option seems hackneyed, you can pay attention to more original, but affectionate nicknames, for example, Honey, Bar, Karasik.

In general, when discussing how cool it is to name a guy, a friend, or yourself, it’s worth considering that in live rather than virtual communication, a name for a boy chosen at random may sound unaesthetic. Therefore, before coming up with a pseudonym or middle name, it is advisable to think carefully about each of the possible options.

Cool Nicknames for Guys

The bad guy is the one who doesn’t dream of being a cool and brutal macho, whose gaze outright kills both his enemies and the fairer sex. If in reality the image of the boy is extremely far from the one presented above, it is quite possible to compensate for the shortcomings of harsh reality by choosing a cool and stylish driver for the boy. Eg:

How to call a person

Just telling a person that he is a fool is childish. Using swear words is unattractive and embarrassing in public. Therefore, you can use other options - spoken with a due degree of confidence in your rightness and coldness, they can sound great, despite being somewhat old-fashioned:

• a stupid (very stupid) creature is a person who is not even worthy of the title of man in his stupidity;
• animal (you can add the adjective “dirty”, “useless”, “evil”) - a person who stands on the same level as unreasonable beasts;
• scum - a low and vile person, devoid of conscience;
• shameless, unscrupulous - a person devoid of any shame;
• reptile - a person whose qualities are more reminiscent of a slimy reptile;
• cattle - a person is stupid and incapable of reasonable actions;
• carrion - a person who has nowhere to go lower;
• imbecile - a person whose mental development is equal to that of a mentally retarded person;
• idle talker or empty talker - a person who talks in vain.

You should always use words appropriately, otherwise you won’t embarrass yourself for long.

How to say that a person is stupid

Calling a person stupid is boring, not original and not at all offensive. Beautiful coherent phrases are much more effective:

• Are you always such a fool, or is it just me who is so lucky?
• Don't be upset! Cuttlefish have no brain at all, but they live.
• Carry on my friend. According to the theory of probability, someday you should say something meaningful.
• Are you thinking about something? This is something new!
• Don’t try to think, dear, otherwise you’ll get a headache out of habit.
• I don't know what product you use to remain such a fool, but you should patent it if it works so well.
• I know you are not such a fool as you might think by looking at your face. It would simply be impossible.

If a person is truly stupid, he simply will not understand more complex indications of this fact. So you don't have to worry and use simple, obvious phrases.

Quarrel with a loved one

How often do we quarrel with our loved ones and in anger are ready to say a bunch of hurtful words to each other. And what remains if your significant other is already hurling insults at you? Of course, it’s a worthy answer! So, Mary advises. If you really love a person and realize that the quarrel is trivial, but you really want to call the guy something funny and offensive, then you can use ridiculous names of birds and animals. This way you will leave yourself an escape route. When the conflict is over, you can always prove that you did not insult him, since that word means just a harmless animal or bird. If he doesn't believe it, let him Google it. Here are some options:

• muskrat;
• Madagascar suckerfoot;
• slittooth;
• pig-footed bandicoot;
• blunt-nosed crocodile;
• trilobite;
• bat;
• Crested Pitocock;
• deadlock (emphasis on y);
• nightjar;
• cormorant

However, if your boyfriend is sufficiently educated, then do not be surprised to hear in response “potatuika”, “gannet” or “club”, “grouse”, “harpy” or “evil shieldback” - these are also the names of harmless creatures that live on our planet. They are good because in a fit of anger you can call each other them, and then turn it into a joke and laugh with your boyfriend while looking at pictures on the Internet.